T-chan
Moderator
Joined: 09 Nov 2008
Posts: 1799
Location: Shibuya
|
 Posted: 16/03/2009 22:52 Post subject: Kids are Quick |
 |
|
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
____________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right...... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
______________ ___________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..
____! ________ __________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________________________
Kid: Miss, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Recite the alphabet first, please.
Kid: A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H,-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-Q-R-S, T-U-V, W-X, Y and Z.
Teacher: Where's your P?
Kid: Running down my leg, miss.
__________________________________
"teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
"of course not, why?"
"... cause I didn't do my homework"
__________________________________
"Daddy, I want to go out this afternoon, could you do my homework?"
"now dear, I just don't think that would be right"
"why that's okay dad, as long as it's done =]"
__________________________________
Kid: -goes to his parents' bedroom- Dad, Dad, can you read me a bedtime story?
Dad: z__z Go ask your mother. Zzzz...
Kid: Mom, mom, can Dad read me a bedtime story?
__________________________________
TEACHER: If there is someone dumb in this class, please, stand up.
"Joãozinho" stands up with a smile on his face.
TEACHER: Joãozinho, at least you were brave to do such a thing.
JOÃOZINHO: No, I just stood up because I didn't want to leave you alone on this situation.
__________________________________
i've just got them on mail, and i wanted to share it with you girls ^^
enjoy! :) |
|
